S*** Patients Say, #1

Old man: Oh, hello sweetheart! Yes, I’m back after last week. I’ve been so constipated and I can barely eat. I thought, maybe I’ve got the flu mixed up in my stomach. So I came to get my flu shot.

ETA: Not only did he believe that constipation = flu….but upon further inquiry, he told me he had already gotten his flu shot. Three weeks before.

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